I am currently writing my memoir Bi-Polar Hack, which tells the crazy story of my rise to fame in Fleet Street.

I am also working on two creative projects - a screenplay called "Larry Milk" and a graphic novel, provisionally titled "Beltane 5."

The first is a comic drama about Britain's laziest journalist and his hard-drinking ways. It's not autobiographical, I assure you! Though, I admit elements of it are taken from real life experiences...

The second is something I started a few years ago, which mixes drama with the supernatural. I'm collaborating with a comic book artist and will hopefully have something to show readers next year.

Meanwhile, my two agencies, London News Service and Manhattan News, continue to earn an honest crust.

As well as providing top notch tales for the national press and magazines, we offer a unique press release writing service, with rates starting at the bargain bucket price of £100. In addition to that, we help our readers make money through selling their stories for as much as £1000.

I also work for the College of Media and Publishing, teaching others to become journalists and tutoring courses in Freelance JournalismProofreading, Creative Writing and Copywriting.

Last but not least, my drinking webzine The Yard of Ale is making sozzled waves.